What, um, what is the word for when you're wildly jealous your boss got to preview the Ascent in person? Mark got to check out a preproduction model of the amazing 3rd-row Ascent. A preproduction model means that it's still not quite out yet. They're for, basically, a super test drive before they go into full production.
19 CUPHOLDERS! THINK OF HOW MANY NEW CUPS YOU CAN GIVE YOUR KIDS BEFORE YOU FINALLY HAVE TO CLEAN THAT OUT!
8 USB PORTS! YOU GET TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE, AND YOU GET TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE, AND YOU GET TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE!
Anyway, Mark was kind enough to send us a bunch of pictures so we could all get a sneak peek. Thanks, Mark!